- Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
- Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
“He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
lol lets hope your loving ex-(nowcurrentagain)girlfriend doesn’t cheat on your ass again… how pathetic are you? and seriously? not even 2 weeks after i told you we can’t be together?
you just contradicted everything you screamed at me that night. you really ARE like every other guy
and you really are a fucking asshole
jesus, am i happy with my decision!!